Cow punching Sheriff needs to have his horns clipped.
4. 11. 2012 // Josef Schützenhöfer // Kategorie Randnotizen 2012
Back in Alfred, NY. Autumn has curled the leaves.
The sun is lazy, the asphalt has tightened its muscles and the cold coughs through town. Sheriff McSinister comes late and irregularly now.
The tires on the police cruiser have hardened to the cold and our Sheriff takes great caution to make the U-turn on Main.
On the front of his car he wears a cattle guard, properly equipped to patrol a ranch access road in the Texas-panhandle, but ill suited to make a campus call.
We feel that all these cow punching accessories must be dismantled and discarded and we will assist him in doing so.