There is no longer any need to write. Today all that is necessary is to chop up the huge volume of poetry that arrives in my inbox daily in the form of spam. There is however a need for physical contact – since messages like the ones below arrive constantly and do nothing for me in terms of body odour boogie! I’ve had the message(s) below from bots using the names of several different girls…. After one from Aida arrived earlier today, I got pretty much the same message from a bot calling itself Michelle several hours later -  oh the joys of being ripped-off on some virus infected scam site!

Subject: ***SPAM*** Want to meet with you
From: “Aida”
Date: Sat, August 10, 2013 1:31 pm
To: stewart@sexycommunists.com

Hello there, darling!

I am Aida. Guys say I am hot and I tend to believe them!

This summer is a very peculiar one. It is a staycation rather then a vacation, in fact. Well, I sit at home doing nothing and feeling bored. It is not the best pastime, you see…

What I need is a hot guy like you! Saying ‘hot’. I do not really mean cute face or crazy muscles.

I like having fun. I simply adore sex. I am full of fascinating ideas, so you will never be bored with me, I promise! You can find my profile at this link (link removed) – sexy pictures and ‘about myself’ stuff included!

Do not waste our precious time, men! See you online!

Subject: ***SPAM*** Want to have fun with you
From: “Michelle”
Date: Sat, August 10, 2013 8:47 pm
To: stewart@sexycommunists.com

Hello there, darling!

I am Michelle. Men say I am sexy and I tend to believe them!

This summer is a very odd one. I couldn’t afford a holiday, in fact. Well, I sit at home doing nothing and feeling bored. It is not fun being on your own, you see…

What I need is a hottie like you! Saying ‘babe you’re sexy’. I do not really mean twenty years old or a sugar daddy.

I like having a good time. I love to make love. I am full of fascinating ideas, so you will never be bored with me, I promise! You can find my profile here (link removed) – sexy pictures and ‘about myself’ stuff included!

Do not waste time catch me online!