From my Facebook inbox:

7.17am. Chus Martinez. Hello, Stewart my love! You are so hot that I cannot stop myself messaging you. Simply looking at you makes me horny. I am sure that talking, having fun and enjoying sex with you will be a real bliss. I am Chus Martinez. I am a college student craving fun and pleasure. But all I have now is boredom and sickening parental guidance stuck here at home in Schleswig in Schleswig-Holstein. I’m looking forward to a new semester at college in Bockum and all the fun we have in the college dorm. But you are the only one who can save me right now! See my sexy pics at: http://chusmartinez1.tumblr.com. I am online permanently, well almost :). Find me online and let us have some fun together!

8.01am. Stewart Home. Groovy. I spend a lot of time online too. Apart from porn sites what else do you look at? I like to keep up with gender issues by visiting feminist sites – we really need to do more to smash sexism and patriarchy!

8.25am. Chus Martinez. One thing I look at is this Amercian genre called Red Pill. It is a bizarre pro-masculine stuff and makes a lot of women jump up and down with anger. It is self-help for wimps, telling them how to bed women and and what type of woman they should marry. It isn’t feminist. It is more like car crash blogging. I read it because it is so awful! Know your enemy! I can sniff out a mysoginist at 50 paces! http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill. “Discussion of sexual strategy in a culture increasingly lacking a positive identity for men.” There is one for women too: http://www.reddit.com/r/RedPillWomen. Incredibly American. I am not endorsing it. Just telling you it is on my cultural radar! Europeans need to be warned about this!

3:42pm. Stewart Home. Hadn’t come across this but obviously it is aimed at idiots. If it’s so much better being a woman and they want advantage rather than equality why don’t these Red Pill geezers gender reassign? Given their views its the only logical thing for them to do! Losers!

3:43pm. Chus Martinez. Yes they are evidently cretins but there are plenty of them! I went on a dating site away from Facebook and now I am fighting off suitors with a sticks! Losers and some! Nobs! Literaly!!

3:45pm. Stewart Home. Oh dear – I hope they haven’t been sending you unsolicited penis pictures! You need someone who is man enough to be a woman! Not these twerps!

3:45pm. Chus Martinez. I know but where is that dating site though? Am I better off on here? The guys on these dating sites just seem like dicks. Maybe part of the problem is that you put your picture up and that is not a good premise to start from. On the old style chat rooms no one had their picture up. And it was free.

3:55pm. Stewart Home. I’ve never been on a dating site… but I’ve spoken to people who’ve told me they use them, but they never seem to have much luck… Check out people who are on here but in Bockum I guess… Not sure if I have any friends there. I did do an event in Bockum back in the 1990s.

3:56pm. Chus Martinez. Several people told me to try dating sites so I did. But the saddo quotient is very high. I hadn’t tried dating sites until a few days ago.

3:59pm. Stewart Home. You live and learn! Gosh if you had a good sense of humour you wouldn’t bother saying so!

3:59pm. Chus Martinez. Well it is all hilarious. I am on a lesbo site too for kicks but a Myra Hindley look-a-like wants to get with me. That does make me laugh!!

4:00pm. Stewart Home. You could do a dating blog… maybe that would be the right way to find the person you’re looking for….