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13. 9. 2013 // Stewart Home // Kategorie Randnotizen 2013
Subject: You need a brand new product that burns bullshit round the clock while simultaneously connecting you to the cosmos!
From: “Doctor Plotinus Newsletter”
Date: Fri, September 13, 2013 00:35 am
To: admin@sexycommunists.com
Hello Sexy Communist
Stop, turn around and see what you are doing to your life by swallowing bullshit! You are not able to be who you want, to spend your time in a way that pleases you, to have the adult adventures you want etc. Instead of living you read blogs by belly aching artists who have nothing worthwhile to say. You don’t need to know about their depressions and so called ‘creative process’! Every time you fart you create a better work of art than all the alleged ‘masterpieces’ that sell for millions of dollars!
All that bullshit in your head won’t disappear if you simply drink beer and whiskey! Cocaine and amphetamines can’t flush it out. You need a product that burns bullshit round the clock and cleanses your mind now and forever! Take LSD and turn your brain into and onto something new – that’s the way to make the most of yourself! Make your order today and get a discount. Ask the first hippie you see to help you get your hands on a supply. Feed your head!