My name is K. L. Callan. Stewart Home is one of my 666 split personalities. You have probably read that Stewart likes to drink fine malt whiskies such as Springbank, Laphroaig, Scapa, Talisker and Lagavulin. Unfortunately Stewart is broke right now and he has been reduced to drinking cheap blends! So I had this idea that if each one of Stewart’s readers here on Randnotizen sent him ten euros, he could buy all the quality whisky he craves. Alternatively if you’re feeling flush why not just send him a whole bottle of whisky and know for sure that he won’t fritter your money away on non-essentials such as food or art!

You could use the links on the malts I mention above to order Stewart good whisky online. Please note that Stewart likes malts with a bit of fire so opt for the ten year old or as recent as you can get for the particular brand, since further aging simply mellows a whisky out (which is fine if you like Speyside malts but Stewart is much more of a rugged peaty whisky drinker).

Please send Stewart Home CA$H now! The more I thought about it, the more it became a challenge to see if this little experiment would work, and if I could pull it off by writing this blog. Knowing how Stewart feels about ‘booze’, you can imagine the fun he will have going to his mailbox and finding hundreds of envelopes with money in each one – not to mention bottles of Springbank that once drained will provide him with further mystic inspiration both for this blog and  his art work and novels.

And even better if each of Stewart’s readers could draw a little picture on the envelope – he would be getting ‘mail art’ too! Stewart has over 6000 regular readers on this blog (I counted) – and if each one of them sends him at least ten euros he’ll never have to worry about running short of top quality booze ever again!

Knowing Stewart, I KNOW that he has made each one of you laugh. Wouldn’t it be nice to make him smile at this stressing crossroad in his life when he doesn’t know where the money for his next bottle of Talisker is gonna come from! I’m sure that with each ten euros or bottle of whisky his readers send him, Stewart will realize how much he is loved. If you don’t want to participate, I understand because maybe you find it hard laying your hands on all the quality booze you need too! If you do send CA$H or booze, let me say THANK YOU in advance. His mailing address is Stewart Home, BM Senior, London WC1N 3XX, UK (full address – this is a private post box in central London).